"Epic: A Savage Journey" is a loaded gun with its cross hairs on the ugly side of surfing.

Blustering locals, embittered soul surfers and homophobic professionals all fall victim to their own delusions.

Follow three different surfers as they babble their way into corners of hypocrisy and self-loathing, peeling away layers of misconception and phony facades like a rotten onion until there's nothing left but a rancid surfer.

Only in this case you'll be laughing instead of crying, unless of course you're the kind of surfer Epic portray's then you'll be crying.