The best jokes about stand-up paddleboarding
- 05 February 2018 | Surfing
Are you ready to laugh out loud? We've compiled the funniest jokes and puns featuring stand-up paddleboarders and their complicated equipment.
Stand-up paddleboarding is here to stay. But sometimes SUP riders can look funny. Especially when they behave like kooks with their odd stances, confusing gear, and sudden falls.
Are you an enthusiastic and passionate stand-up paddleboarding (SUP)? Don't take this too seriously. It's only jokes, and we all should be able to laugh at ourselves once in a while.
If you're on the other half of the field, i.e., included in those who still haven't joined the SUP brotherhood, do know that there's plenty of witty jests for your amusement.
In case you need to level it a bit, duck dive into our unbeatable collection of surfing jokes.
In the end, just make sure to respect everyone out in the lineup. The ocean is our common ground, and no one is superior to the other.
Here is a hilarious Q&A with stand-up paddleboarding as the main ingredient:
What is an inflatable SUP?
It is an inflatable toy that imitates real surfboards.
How does stand-up paddleboarding look like from a distant perspective?
It looks like some idiot riding a Segway on water.
How do stand-up paddleboarders greet each other?
They say "What's SUP?"
What do stand-up paddleboarders do when they're bored?
They cook for large groups, using the paddle as a large wooden spoon to mix the ingredients in a large pot.
What is the difference between a stand-up paddleboard and a caballito de totora?
The caballito de totora is the only one that gets back to shore with a bagful of fish.
What is the best use for a stand-up paddleboard?
It's great for having supper in the middle of the ocean.
Why do stand-up paddleboarders fall off the board so often?
Because they failed to learn to surf.
Why are stand-up paddleboards so wide and tall?
So that SUPers can take their friends, family, and pets for a ride on Sunday afternoon.
Why do stand-up paddleboarders never get wet?
Because they don't know how to swim.
What is the similarity between a stand-up paddleboard and a stand-up comedian?
They both make us laugh.
What do two stand-up paddleboarders do in the lineup?
They stand up for each other.
What is the difference between a stand-up paddleboarder and a statue?
A statue looks good.
What does a surfer put an end to a SUP session?
Why do stand-up paddleboarders catch all waves?
Because they're surfing under priority (SUP).
What is the beauty of stand-up paddleboarding?
Watching a SUPer trying to getting out through a six-foot breaking wave.
Why don't paddles come with a leash?
So that they can throw it away while they're riding a wave and look like a normal surfer.
Why do so many SUPers wear hats?
So they don't get wet when it rains.
Why is stand-up paddleboarding so much fun?
Because you don't need to know how to swim to be in the water.
What does a shark say when it meets a stand-up paddleboarder?
Why should you try yoga and meditation on a SUP board?
Because it is way less monotonous than cruising around without destiny.
When does a stand-up paddleboard know he is going downwind?
When his roll-up sail is filled with wind and pulling him into the water.
Have we missed a funny SUP joke? Tell us which one below, or send us an email. We'll add it to the list.