There you go. Here's an article for Scrabble addicts, anagram enthusiasts, and word lovers. Warning: the following lines contain absurd, explicit, and surreal letters turned into words.
Surfers score Perfect 10-point rides, but when their names enter the unscramble machine, you don't always get flawless wordplay.
In some cases - John John Florence, Julian Wilson, Jordy Smith, Adriano de Souza, Conner Coffin, and Matt Banting - computer says "no."
Nevertheless, we've grabbed the World Surf League's Championship Tour (CT) roster and rearranged the pro surfing names that could be scrambled.
The linguistic outcome got us down on the floor laughing on various occasions.
For example: did you know that Maria Bleeding is a former world surfing champion? Where does King Nausea come from? Who is Medal Malign?
So, next time you pick a surfer name for your baby, run it through the unscramble generator just to ensure they won't be bullied at school.
We believe we found the best and funniest scrambled anagrams with surfers' names, but if you don't trust Rusty Fedora (Surfer Today) while driving their Ford Estuary (Surfer Today), feel free to make your own semantic suggestions - we'll publish them below.
Matt Wilkinson
Wonk Militants
Gabriel Medina
Lime Gabardine
Maria Bleeding
Adrian Buchan
Arabic Unhand
Kelly Slater
Kelly Alerts
Kelly Salter
Talky Seller
Yell Stalker
Italo Ferreira
Tearer Airfoil
Mick Fanning
Mack Finning
Kolohe Andino
Anon Hoodlike
Sebastian Zietz
Banzai Zestiest
Michel Bourez
Cozie Humbler
Josh Kerr
Jerk Rhos
Joel Parkinson
Jalop Einkorns
Caio Ibelli
Ciao Billie
Filipe Toledo
Footie Pilled
Wiggolly Dantas
Salting Dayglow
Nat Young
Nut Agony
Tao Gunny
Dusty Payne
Nays Deputy
Kanoa Igarashi
Askoi Hiragana
Miguel Pupo
Loup Guimpe
Adam Melling
Lama Mingled
Lang Dilemma
Medal Malign
Davey Cathels
Acetyl Shaved
Heavy Castled
Selva Yachted
Alejo Muniz
Joule Nizam
Stuart Kennedy
Skate Untrendy
Jadson Andre
Dean Jordans
Jack Freestone
Eject Forsaken
Jeremy Flores
Jees Formerly
Keanu Asing
Ken Iguanas
King Nausea
Leonardo Fioravanti
Ovarian Defloration
Ryan Callinan
Nan Cranially
Taj Burrow
Jut Barrow
Kai Otton
To Kation
Bruno Santos
Bro Stannous
Robot Sunnas
Urban Snoots
Alex Ribeiro
Ariel Boxier
Exile Barrio
Mason Ho
Ash Moon
Owen Wright
Grown White
Wet Whoring
Wine Growth
Wrong White
Bede Durbidge
Bedbug Deride
Debug Debride
Dude Gibbered
Marco Fernandez
Fazed Cornerman
Mikey Wright
Mirk Weighty
Deivid Silva
Vivid Ideals
Vivid Ladies
Vivid Sailed
Lucas Silveira
Carl Visualise
Visual Eclairs
Steven Sawyer
Swear Seventy
Wave Styrenes
Timothee Bisso
Bite Smoothies
Jack Robinson
Kanji Broncos
Tim Stevenson
Move Tennists
Vomit Sennets
Words by Luís MP | Founder of SurferToday.com