Baywatch surfboard: available for only one million dollars

Meet the world's most expensive surfboard. No, it didn't belong to Kelly Slater, Duke Kahanamoku, Mark Occhilupo, or Patrick Swayze. Yes, you're right, it's the ultra, mega-famous "Baywatch" surfboard.

The 7'1" red Malibu with the yellow "Baywatch" logo can be yours for only US $1,000,000, as it can be bought on eBay, the only place in the world where strange things can be sold for reasonable prices.

The owner is an honest man and gives us detailed information. Let's see.

"An item that has been used previously. The item may have some signs of cosmetic wear but is fully operational and functions as intended. This item may be a floor model or store return that has been used", you can read.

"Interesting, rare, collectible, and usable surfboard for sale. This surfboard was designed, shaped, painted, and glassed exclusively for the television series Baywatch. It was used on the movie set as a movie prop. Use as a surfboard, coffee table, wall art".

So, more than a surfboard, this cheap surfing deal can also be used for other interesting purposes.

Can you sleep on it? The owner - who probably wants to buy a beach house in Malibu - also tells us that this rarity was shaped by Jay Hodge from Hawaii.

But there's more. This is really a must-buy surfboard.

"Imagine all the important movie stars people, like Pamela Anderson and her girlfriends, that have touched the board or laid on it, pressing their wet and hot bodies against its long and hard surfaces."

"Imagine you are walking to the beach with the Baywatch Surfboard tucked under your arm and tons of women coming running towards you, wanting to be near you, to touch you, attracted to your Masculinity, your Purity of Essence (POE), caused by you being in possession of the rare and ultra cool Baywatch Surfboard. I could go on, but you get the idea".

Get the "Baywatch" surfboard for only $1,000,000.

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