Windsurfing: life is easy

Are you a windsurfer with a twisted sense of humor? Are you a kitesurfer mocking on windsurfers? Let's have fun.

Smile, laugh, and enjoy. Get ready for a few spicy windsurfing jokes.

Whether you're a windsurfer, or you're simply trying to brighten up a conversation with fellow sailors, you've landed on the ultimate list of funny windsurf cracks.

What's your favorite windsurf joke?

The average windsurfer is between 8 and 80 years old, that is 72 (80-8).

Windsurfing is a sport for the elderly because it comes with a harness to hold them up.

John Kerry loves windsurfing because even his hobby depends on which way the wind blows.

A family of four always needs a station wagon. To go windsurfing.

Three old windsurfers are chatting about sail sizes at Kanaha Park, Maui. The first one says: "Windy, isn’t it?" The second windsurfer says: "No, it's Friday!" The third one says: "So am I. Let's get a beer."

You know the age of the average windsurfer is increasing when you see sailors using orthopedic foot straps.

My mast goes up when the wind blows.

Education is important, but windsurfing is "importanter."

Forget the cowboy. Ride a windsurfer.

Two friends are windsurfing at their local spot. Suddenly, one of them jibes and sees a funeral procession on the road next to where they are sailing. He stops windsurfing, stands on his board, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend seems surprised and tells his friend: "That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then replies: "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

Stand-up paddleboarding was invented by today's oldest windsurfers because, back in the day, the wind hadn't been invented.

What is the difference between the Coast Guard and windsurfers? One group is paid to go out in bad weather; the other group is just stupid.

Women should hang out with windsurfers because they have another interest besides sex.


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